"Confessions of a Happy Heretick"

Attention all demons, witches, warlocks, abortionists, wizards, mediums, poltergeists, atheists, agnostics, humanists, and all the rest of my co-workers around this world: listen carefully! BEWARE of this man! Keep him on your radar. I hate him!. Sure, he is a soft-spoken, 82 year old great-grandfather, but do not be fooled by this seemingly peaceful picture! He has been my adversary for almost 60+ years! 
Rev Maurice R. Gordon
He is responsible for stealing thousands of my faithful, sin-loving disciples and bringing them to Jesus - the same Jesus who kicked me out of heaven!
This man has been a pastor for many years, and his ministry is continuing. And just to really make us sweat, he also has 8 children, 20 grandchildren, 16 great grandchildren plus all of their extended families, that he has taught to love Jesus, and continues still to influence them to be like his Jesus. Trust me! This isn't something I'd lie about!
He is usually seen in public - even in foreign countries - wearing one of his Jesus caps and fanatical Jesus buttons. He's always carrying cards that talk about his radical, one God, Pentecostal religion. So don't be deceived by his little fishing pole! This old, legally blind geezer is really a determined, devoted, fisher of men. And, he's coming after YOU!
Signed,
Satanas Luciferus
5/10/12 - The Saints of God are the Bride: Sanctified and Perfected Forever. (Hebrews 10:14)
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Jesus is coming soon. Not only do I want to be ready for His coming, I want everyone else to be ready for the wonderful event also. I want everyone to meet Him in the clouds with rapturous joy! (See 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18.)
If you are not sure that you are ready for what is sure to come, or if you have any questions about the Bible, my wife And I have been Spirit-filled believers for over half a century. We would love to share a Bible study with you, in our home or yours, online, or by phone.

Rev. Maurice R. Gordon